I didn’t even flinch. Wow.
i love this.
I was waiting forever for it to go off.
still waiting for it to go off…
(via infection-affection)
I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail
but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person
(Source: rexuality, via theperksofbeinghigh)
I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%
(Source: memories-left-forgotten, via theperksofbeinghigh)
i really like touching people like not in a sexual way just touching them. stroking their arm, holding their hand, gouging their eyes out
(via theperksofbeinghigh)
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
(via smilehead)
the best moment in cinematic history
(Source: jamesfrancoco, via tumblegags)
if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
It is a thing though, TumblrCon USA is in Chicago in 2014.
(via smilehead)
